Festivus/ Seinfeld: Celebration Kit

Author(s): Running Press


Celebrate Festivus-- the Seinfeld holiday "for the rest of us"-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes:

  • 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)
  • 5 Human Fund donation gift cards
  • 2 magnets
Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld

Button 1 "The Story of Festivus": Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way ...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us
Button 2 "The Festivus Pole": There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances": Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people And now you're gonna hear about it
Button 4 "The Feats of Strength": And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over Let's rumble


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General Fields

  • : 9780762462360
  • : Running Press Book Publishers
  • : Running Press Miniature Editions
  • : October 2017
  • : 2 Inches X 3 Inches X 4 Inches
  • : books

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  • : Running Press
  • : Other book format
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  • : English
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